What I've learned from my Kindergartener

If your plate matches the person's next to you, you must be best friends.
If your plate AND cup match the person's next to you, you must be BEST, BEST friends.
If your plate and cup AND spoon match the person's next to you, you must be BEST, BEST, BEST friends.
If your plate, cup, spoon and straw match, well then you're pretty much inseparable.
The yellow stuff that comes out of your ear is because you eat too much yellow food.
If you punch holes in paper airplanes, it makes them go faster because the air can go through and push them.
Burger King is actually called King Burger
And Finally....
Your popularity status for the day is determined by the number of teeth you have that wiggle.